I was just trying to make a joke! I had to jerk his real dick off

She was a virgin, and now she's a creampie. But it's a secret that I fucked her

Tired of being a virgin - no problem! I'll fuck you and be your first

We can't fuck, we're friends, we'll jerk each other off and that's it

Early to the factory tomorrow - so we just jerk each other off and don't give a fuck

Who's jerking off in here? Let me help you and we'll cum together

Let me jerk you off, too, because I'm a stoner and you need an orgasm

Mutual masturbation makes you cum - great, no need to fuck tonight

Friend girl is trying to stand me up again — at least jerk me off, bitch